manatee

CAT CONVINCED IT'S A MANATEE LIVES OUT DELUSION

HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

Words Hurt Bro... They Really Do..

now what was i supposed to get?

Did I leave the oven on?

I dunno, doris... The new vacuum cleaner doesn't cope very well with deep-pile sand!

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

Oh my goodness. You scared the heck out of me.