manatee

Did I leave the oven on?

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

Oh my goodness. You scared the heck out of me.

HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

Words Hurt Bro... They Really Do..

CAT CONVINCED IT'S A MANATEE LIVES OUT DELUSION

now what was i supposed to get?

I dunno, doris... The new vacuum cleaner doesn't cope very well with deep-pile sand!