manatee

Did I leave the oven on?

now what was i supposed to get?

I dunno, doris... The new vacuum cleaner doesn't cope very well with deep-pile sand!

Oh my goodness. You scared the heck out of me.

HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

CAT CONVINCED IT'S A MANATEE LIVES OUT DELUSION

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

Words Hurt Bro... They Really Do..