manatee

Did I leave the oven on?

CAT CONVINCED IT'S A MANATEE LIVES OUT DELUSION

Words Hurt Bro... They Really Do..

now what was i supposed to get?

HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

Oh my goodness. You scared the heck out of me.

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

I dunno, doris... The new vacuum cleaner doesn't cope very well with deep-pile sand!

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!