manatee

HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

CAT CONVINCED IT'S A MANATEE LIVES OUT DELUSION

Words Hurt Bro... They Really Do..

now what was i supposed to get?

I dunno, doris... The new vacuum cleaner doesn't cope very well with deep-pile sand!

Did I leave the oven on?

Oh my goodness. You scared the heck out of me.

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.