manatee

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

I dunno, doris... The new vacuum cleaner doesn't cope very well with deep-pile sand!

HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

now what was i supposed to get?

Oh my goodness. You scared the heck out of me.

CAT CONVINCED IT'S A MANATEE LIVES OUT DELUSION

Words Hurt Bro... They Really Do..

Did I leave the oven on?