lick

Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...

Haw menee likz duz it taek tu git tu teh centr ob a gold fish boal?

Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!

... of the woman's face, or of that treat? Hard to say really. 

The rare cobraffe coiled and poised, ready to lick you to death.

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.

We all need our ass kissed sometimes

"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"