lick

"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"

Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...

The rare cobraffe coiled and poised, ready to lick you to death.

We all need our ass kissed sometimes

Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

Haw menee likz duz it taek tu git tu teh centr ob a gold fish boal?

... of the woman's face, or of that treat? Hard to say really. 

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.