lick

Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...

Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!

"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"

We all need our ass kissed sometimes

Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.

The rare cobraffe coiled and poised, ready to lick you to death.

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

... of the woman's face, or of that treat? Hard to say really. 

Haw menee likz duz it taek tu git tu teh centr ob a gold fish boal?

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS