lick

Haw menee likz duz it taek tu git tu teh centr ob a gold fish boal?

The rare cobraffe coiled and poised, ready to lick you to death.

Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...

... of the woman's face, or of that treat? Hard to say really. 

Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.

HMMMM TASTES LIKE ASS

Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!

We all need our ass kissed sometimes

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

"Hey puppy. Kiss my ass!" "Roger that! What's next?"