GUNIEA PIG? We prefer Italian-American Porcine.
lettuce
Lettuce be honest, we're all about legumes. Lettuce is both a call to be allowed, and a wonderful leafy green found in basically every traditional salad ever. So let in the lettuce to your life, embrace how punny it can truly be, and try a salad, we promise it won't bite.
I came to f*k btches and eat lettuce And I'm done eating lettuce.
Yeah, look at him over there. Eating that cheeseburger... just wait until he comes over here to get some lettuce!
