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"U an mom been happily marrid for 23 yeers?" "Dat mite be stretchin teh truth."

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

I hate doing sit-ups, but after twohundredthirtyseven kids it's the only way to regain my girlish figure.

I still think Number 5 looks like the milk man.