kids

It's time the universe let us have a totally adorable sleepover party with baby goats in pajamas!

Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.

hello? son? get a life.

Thats a good question let me MULLET OVER

I see what you did there.

TIME TO DIE...

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

Kim Jong Lil'

That lil' dude totally looks like this other not-so-little dude I've seen around.

wel i take da look at nakid woman and den mayonaise fall out my penees

Yes, Mom. He's teething. I remembered you said you used to use whiskey when I was teething. I didn't have whiskey so I made him a White Russian. What do you mean, rub it on his gums?

FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK FIRST!

I told you not to jump from the top bunk without your floaties on!