kids

CREEPY ASS LITTLE MOTHER F*&$@#% a.k.a kids

Not all of them are thatcreepy...

Invisible Father

Laugh and the camel laughs with you!

Hey, Kid... Gotta Light?

Dad's eating a goose! "Down the hatch!"

Looks like you've had a pretty good crop this year. Not doin' bad yourself, I see.

Pudding, you say...

I hate doing sit-ups, but after twohundredthirtyseven kids it's the only way to regain my girlish figure.

I think I will thunk nap here.

Exorciiiiise the Demons!

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.