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People usually ask ME "why the long face?"

Congratulations to MrFelix for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, MrFelix!!!

Damn. Here comes that kid with his lollipop questions.

You never realize how much stuff you have till you move

I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.

OH YES, THE OTHER CHILDREN THEY TASTED WONDERFUL

And then I made myself REAL BIG like this and the Orca got terrified and swam away.

College can't come soon enough.

Congratulations to Chris10a for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Chris10a!!!

Congratulations to garbageface for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, garbageface!!!

And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"

B*CH. Get in the trunk.

The tooth fairy is on vacation.I'm filling in until he gets back.