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Congratulations to Chris10a for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Chris10a!!!

I bought a loud one so you won't hear the voices.

HOLD ON THERE YOUNG MAN. YOU'RE NOT WORKING YOUR WAY OUT OF CLEANING YOUR NEST THIS TIME

And then I made myself REAL BIG like this and the Orca got terrified and swam away.

College can't come soon enough.

Calvin and Hobbes teh pre-skool yeerz.

I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.

Oh, knock it off, drama boy- you're not even bleeding yet.

That's so funny! Even my camel got it!

Congratulations to AdaFrance for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, AdaFrance!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!

Congratulations to garbageface for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, garbageface!!!

THEY NEVER GAVE ME A PROPER HAIR CUT I NEVER GAVE THEM A PROPER BURIAL

Congratulations to Queenmabh for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Queenmabh!!!

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They think YOU'RE cute??

Look, poor people.