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Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Anonymous!!!

I MUST GO MY PLANET NEEDS ME

Congratulations to garbageface for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, garbageface!!!

So where exactly IS Spongebob?

My baby moved an inch. Better take another picture!

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

The tooth fairy is on vacation.I'm filling in until he gets back.

Hey kid, your dad wants you to break the glass. If you don't, he's going to ground you.

Damn. Here comes that kid with his lollipop questions.

Congratulations to farenorenda for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, farenorenda!!!

HOLD ON THERE YOUNG MAN. YOU'RE NOT WORKING YOUR WAY OUT OF CLEANING YOUR NEST THIS TIME

I GAVE THAT PITCH A VIBRATO. PITCHES LOVE VIBRATO.

STAP IT RAHN YET TRAMAHTIZING MEH

Seems Legit