kid

I've played enough Mario Kart to know where this is going.

Nom Om Nom

And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"

KITTENS Not one of the food groups approved for Baby

OH YES, THE OTHER CHILDREN THEY TASTED WONDERFUL

Aww, mom... not in front of the other guys.

THEY NEVER GAVE ME A PROPER HAIR CUT I NEVER GAVE THEM A PROPER BURIAL

Can u hear me now Grandpa?

"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.

They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.

SOON

MMM THIS USING MY TAIL AS BAIT IS WORKING.