kid

Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!

WIN

Congratulations to cpt.kaliente for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, cpt.kaliente!!!

I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.

Congratulations to MrFelix for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, MrFelix!!!

I MUST GO MY PLANET NEEDS ME

Congratulations to Chris10a for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Chris10a!!!

THEY NEVER GAVE ME A PROPER HAIR CUT I NEVER GAVE THEM A PROPER BURIAL

They think YOU'RE cute??

B*CH. Get in the trunk.

I must got now. My mom is calling me.

as if

Damn. Here comes that kid with his lollipop questions.