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Congratulations to farenorenda for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, farenorenda!!!

I bought a loud one so you won't hear the voices.

"Let me love you!" "No!"

MMM THIS USING MY TAIL AS BAIT IS WORKING.

Congratulations to Queenmabh for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Queenmabh!!!

Look, poor people.

Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!

HOLD ON THERE YOUNG MAN. YOU'RE NOT WORKING YOUR WAY OUT OF CLEANING YOUR NEST THIS TIME

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I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.

Congratulations to WilliamKeckler for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, WilliamKeckler!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!

So where exactly IS Spongebob?

Listen man, I only asked for the signs, I can't take that kid! What do you mean why? I can't plan a kid in my yard!