KNOCK KNOCK HOO'S THERE
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One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!
Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
1 more Cheetos joke and the arms come off.
People usually ask ME "why the long face?"
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Now stop me if you've heard this one... Stop.
