joke

A groundhog walks into a bar...

Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

...so the seal says, "Sorry, I'm hard of herring"

Fred and Marcus have their differences. One's a stubborn hardass that kicks and screams all day... and the other's a mule.

The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!

Now stop me if you've heard this one... Stop.

Not the "bear sees a rabbit in the forest" joke again.

That's so funny! Even my camel got it!

Quick! Take away his credit card!

Foul! Foul!

KNOCK KNOCK HOO'S THERE

Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.