joke

The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!

Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

Not the "bear sees a rabbit in the forest" joke again.

...so the seal says, "Sorry, I'm hard of herring"

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.

Now stop me if you've heard this one... Stop.

Quick! Take away his credit card!

OH GRASS YOU'RE SO FUNNY. STOP IT.

(Joseph Gordon-Levitt)