joke

Foul! Foul!

What do you think you are? A chicken?

Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.

KNOCK KNOCK HOO'S THERE

OH GRASS YOU'RE SO FUNNY. STOP IT.

(Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

A groundhog walks into a bar...

Now stop me if you've heard this one... Stop.

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

That's so funny! Even my camel got it!

Not the "bear sees a rabbit in the forest" joke again.

The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!