The spiders have been really bad this year.
joke
By Unknown
Now stop me if you've heard this one... Stop.
Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.
Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.
...so the seal says, "Sorry, I'm hard of herring"
KNOCK KNOCK HOO'S THERE
By Unknown
Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.
