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1 more Cheetos joke and the arms come off.

Foul! Foul!

Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.

Fred and Marcus have their differences. One's a stubborn hardass that kicks and screams all day... and the other's a mule.

People usually ask ME "why the long face?"

That's so funny! Even my camel got it!

KNOCK KNOCK HOO'S THERE

Female spiders eat the males after mating because collecting life insurance is easier than collecting child support.

"One more time, why are we doin' this?" "Hey, if the chicken can cross the road, so can we."

Now stop me if you've heard this one... Stop.

"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?" "Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"