-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL
Jesus is a figure in ancient history that is the focal point of one of the largest religions in the world. So it's natural tat any number of jokes and memes come out of a being so famous and well-known. From RaptorJesus to classic memes, there's something for everyone for the father of Christianity.
Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?
EXCUSE ME, SIR. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?
If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS
THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."
(Rick Perry)
Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...