jesus

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

Now I'm feeling so Fly Like a G-sus

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

NEED AN ARK? I NOAH GUY

Jesus, take the wheel!

EXCUSE ME, SIR. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?

Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

I was respawning Before it was popular

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble

WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS