jesus

Now I'm feeling so Fly Like a G-sus

And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY

Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

Baby Jesuz Haz Been Evicted

I was respawning Before it was popular

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

lulz, jezuz is here just hiding my stigmata

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?