jesus

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!

lulz, jezuz is here just hiding my stigmata

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble

FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD

BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY

NOW YOU KNOW How Jesus Ascended to Heaven

Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!