jesus

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

NEED AN ARK? I NOAH GUY

Jesus, take the wheel!

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

EXCUSE ME, SIR. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?

If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.