jesus

NOW YOU KNOW How Jesus Ascended to Heaven

SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.

If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble

Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.

Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!

WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

I wanna talk to yew about jayziss

I was respawning Before it was popular

Now I'm feeling so Fly Like a G-sus

WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS