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awesome dinosaur jesus Raptor RAPTURE religious riding the raptor wtf - 5375190784
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Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

art historic lols jesus ouch painting stabbed tennis thats-a-bummer-man - 5435673088
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SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

birth control christmas historic lols jesus mary unplanned pregnancy - 5563074560
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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!