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are you drunk are you high dragon jesus tamed unicorn what is wrong with you wtf - 5479510016
By philip
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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

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This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

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SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

borrow the car god jesus parents-just-dont-understand please dad religion religious - 5241707008
By Unknown
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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.