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WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

NOW YOU KNOW How Jesus Ascended to Heaven

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada