jesus

My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.

This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full

Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

EXCUSE ME, SIR. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?

If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble

Baby Jesuz Haz Been Evicted

FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD

NEED AN ARK? I NOAH GUY

Jesus, take the wheel!

I was respawning Before it was popular

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...