jesus

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Baby Jesuz Haz Been Evicted

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD

WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS

And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse

Now I'm feeling so Fly Like a G-sus

Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full

I wanna talk to yew about jayziss

If God knew I was showing you this We would be in trouble

Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.