jesus

Jesus is a figure in ancient history that is the focal point of one of the largest religions in the world. So it's natural tat any number of jokes and memes come out of a being so famous and well-known. From RaptorJesus to classic memes, there's something for everyone for the father of Christianity.

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The Lord Doth Not Lend His Car

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Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

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LecAnal
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Finally! We've Been Waiting Forever!

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lulz, jezuz is here just hiding my stigmata

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Imigrant
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Participation Required

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Up in the bleachers.. I wanna hear you say "yeeaaah!!"

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rufus2002
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Not Sure I Remember That Hymn...

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Jeebus wantz me for a Suuunbeep!

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maranatha1112
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I WANT TO BELIEVE!

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BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

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katweezel
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I've Always Loved Tennis!

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SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

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Can We Smoke It?

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SEVEN PUNDS OF PURE JESUS DUDE!!

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Stop Trying to One-Up Everyone. Enough is Enough!

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I was respawning Before it was popular

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The Adventures of Little Baby Jesus and Perry

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This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

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One Bearded Weirdo Always Knows Another Bearded Weirdo

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NEED AN ARK? I NOAH GUY

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Worth Every Penny

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BEFORE SURGERY AFTER SURGERY

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Life is so Unfair!

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Via F*** Yeah, Dementia
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WTF Jesus! Look at this mess!!! Clean your room now! But Moooooom!

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katweezel
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Anyone Got Any Cheese? Biscuits?

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Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

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Awww, Poor Baby

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Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full

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I've Been Waiting 2,000+ Years for this!

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WATCH ME RESURRECT THESE FRESH BEATS

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Praise His Goodness!

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Thanks, Jesus, for this food. de nada

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