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borrow the car god jesus parents-just-dont-understand please dad religion religious - 5241707008
By Unknown
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Recaption

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

are you drunk are you high dragon jesus tamed unicorn what is wrong with you wtf - 5479510016
By philip
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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed