jesus

Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

Is Jesus Christ gonna have to have to choke a b*h?

Sorry Rex, The Arc is Full

Now I'm feeling so Fly Like a G-sus

My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

EXCUSE ME, SIR. Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?

NEED AN ARK? I NOAH GUY

Jesus, take the wheel!

FOR THE LAST TIME U ARE NOT A BIRD

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

SIMON! Get your finger out of me and let's go play tennis. LOL JESUS H. CHRIST! THAT LOOKS BAD. YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!

Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang

-Yes, my weed there --Get your bong. LOL

sorry, derz no room here eether mebbe yu shud try da owthowse