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This reminds me of something little baby Jesus once told me. "It's not a sin, if it's on a stick."

(Rick Perry)

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By philip
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And that one time I tamed a Unicorn Unicorns dont exist, Jesus Ahh yeah right, it was a Dragon I tamed

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Due to a wine stain on the original papyrus manuscript, "leading the Rapture" was translated as "riding the raptor."

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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!