Yo Ma... what is the number for 911? I locked myself in the car again & I can't find my phone
(Pauly D, Jersey Shore)
I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money
BEHIND THE SCENES OF JERSEY SHORE
After all, people aren't BORN orange.
next stop new jersey
PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL
(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)
Hey eveybody, Look! Somebody set the cast of Jersey Shore on fire!