Via littlewhitelion
Homicidal jerks even.
jerk
You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.
I can't believe that seagull actually pulled my undies completely over my head! Worst wedgie I've ever had!
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I told you the squid didn't like me.
'Practice your spells in the mirror', he says. What a d*ck.
No... you're a jerk, I'm ignoring you
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"
And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"
OK! Who's da wise guy who took da water away??
you gunna finnish that leaf?
