jerk

And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"

You don't say

I told you the squid didn't like me.

OK! Who's da wise guy who took da water away??

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"

you gunna finnish that leaf?

No... you're a jerk, I'm ignoring you

'Practice your spells in the mirror', he says. What a d*ck.

Homicidal jerks even.