jerk

You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

'Practice your spells in the mirror', he says. What a d*ck.

OK! Who's da wise guy who took da water away??

No... you're a jerk, I'm ignoring you

I told you the squid didn't like me.

You don't say

you gunna finnish that leaf?

Homicidal jerks even.

And then she said "You will never climb that tree!"

"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?" "@#$%#"