Want to know how I got these scars? Your brother gave me herpes.
(Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal)
LOL I dunno who dressed me today
Trepidatious Catis trepidatious. [and looks curiously like Jake Gyllenhaal]
Seriously, they're practically twins!
Hello Do you have a few minutes To talk about The Savior?
I had sex with a guy in a movie but its whatever
(Jake Gyllenhaal, Anderson Cooper)