"The Internet is a series of tubes filled with cats." Exhibit A: One Lolcat (smallest currency unit)
"DON'T PASS ON THE CHAIN LETTER," YOU SAID "NOBODY CAN TURN YOU INTO A CAT THROUGH THE INTERNET," YOU SAID
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GET OFF THE INTERNET
Is this not what you meant when you said "delete cookies?"
Don't worry we're from "The Internet"