I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT! Just because I look like a bandit doesn't mean I AM one!
Cougars. "I totally didn't maul that one guy."
Hmm, you say someone got into your attic, chewed a hole in your antique quilt, and stuffed it full of nuts and seeds? Nope, got no idea who could have done that.
Inocent bunny is shocked, SHOCKED, at your behavior.
Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything
NO! WAIT! DONT SHOOT!
