By Unknown
Oh Look! A Penny!
Ice ice baby. Whether it's cold or diamonds, we've got all the chilly and scintillating jokes and puns to warm your heart.
KNEELING BEFORE A NINJA You're doing it right
Sheesh! Ya doze off at the office for FIVE lousy minutes and the world simply melts away from under ya!
I believe I can fly! No you can't, you idiot!
I told you not to jump from the top bunk without your floaties on!
THE POLAR BEAR LIFE: What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh Snow. NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE