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Drunkalette
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If You Live Through This, You're Gonna Be in So Much Trouble

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I told you not to jump from the top bunk without your floaties on!

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feogirl67
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Service Around Here is Terrible!

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TAXI!

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Who Has the Better Penguin Suit?

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Pay Your Respects to His Royal Ninjaness

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KNEELING BEFORE A NINJA You're doing it right

Bow down, fool!

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Polar Bears are the Strongest and Friendliest of Bears

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Hooray For Being Literal!

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I Do Science for Fish

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All Day Long You'll Have Good Luck!

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Oh Look! A Penny!

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TheStupidestIdiot
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Penguin Mean Girls

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ISOLATION That awkward moment when you realize by trying to exclude someone you gave them the better iceberg

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twindragonsmum
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Fix it, Please!

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See What You've Done, R. Kelly?

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I believe I can fly! No you can't, you idiot!

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Penguins

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He's got good form, though.

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He Caught Him With his Bear Hands

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You Otter Know the Difference

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Even the Slug Life Would be More Glamorous

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THE POLAR BEAR LIFE: What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh Snow. NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE

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