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feogirl67
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Service Around Here is Terrible!

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TAXI!

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Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board

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He's got good form, though.

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You're Not Even Supposed to Be This Far North Yet

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Is It Gone?

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I saw a spider. It was massive.

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See What You've Done, R. Kelly?

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I believe I can fly! No you can't, you idiot!

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Always Knew I Was Indispensable

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Sheesh! Ya doze off at the office for FIVE lousy minutes and the world simply melts away from under ya!

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I'll Believe It When I Slip

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If You Live Through This, You're Gonna Be in So Much Trouble

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I told you not to jump from the top bunk without your floaties on!

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Fortunately, He Likes a Puzzle Before He Eats

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Fix it, Please!

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Don't Forget the Cocktail Sauce!

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He Caught Him With his Bear Hands

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Who Has the Better Penguin Suit?

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Growing at Breakneck Speed

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Penguins

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