i has a hotdog

i no listen

I Iz A GooD nurse!!! TRUST ME

delete delete delete bye-bye HotGoggies.com...and go welcum home teh beluved wife...

HA HA HA NO.

I don't always hump strangers. But when I do, I make sure it's your boss' wife.

What did you girls do with Yum-Yum? Three little maids from school are we, Pert as a school-girl well can be, Filled to the brim with girlish glee, Three little maids from school!

This is why you are no longer invited to speak at "show-and-tell" anymore human

Mah fatha wa a rabbit, and mah motha was your mom!

ma legs ar num

I drank so much My eye fell out

HE THINKS HE'S PANDAS

Why have you trapped my people?

I'm ready for my Date!

HOME DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED

Lift with your legs

doggie fotobombz... ai haz dem

He's right behind me, isn't he?