i has a hotdog

Your mother wuz a hamster... ...and your father smelt of elderberries.

Save the squeek. Save the world.

ONCE YOU GO BLACK

Scruffy get back here No! I Must Dance

S.A.L.A.D Sleep.Anywhere.Lazy.Adorable.Dog Not just for lunch anymore!

Mah fatha wa a rabbit, and mah motha was your mom!

Please don't mind Bert, He's 'armless.

Hipster Puppy Can Haz PBR?

It wuz luv at furst durr

delete delete delete bye-bye HotGoggies.com...and go welcum home teh beluved wife...

Too Long Didn't Read

This is why I dry hump the legs of everyone who comes over 2 visit U

BETTER LOOKING THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND

My greatest hits album came out on cassette. It's in stores now. I'm not going in a record store and asking where the duck tape is.

I feeling kinda thorny.

WE CAN DEAL WITH THIS.