There's hardly ANYONE who hasn't had a little of the Captain in them... and that's why he's on the offenders registry...
That should take care of your not-so-fresh feeling.
(Bob Hope)
EXCUSE ME WTF ARE YOU DOING
A dog with a phone? Am I supposed to laugh?
fear me
there is no need to be upset
i hope u get attacked by a llama on cocaine
Leroy seriously misunderstood Michelle's desire to meet a "swinger."
What is this I don't even..?
GROSS
(Britney Spears)