I Can Has Cheezburger

STROKES CATS HAVE THEM TOO

No, wait. It's "i" before "e" except after "c"

You Shall Not Pass!

We're all mad here

WHY YOU LOOK ME KITTY?

LIZARD FAMILY REUNION wheeee....faster Uncle Rex

My c*ck Has been blocked

I made you a sammich but it eated me

Under my umbrella ella ella eh eh

no, no i'll fix it

The Case of the Disappearing Hot Pockets A Nancy Drew Mystery

One drunken night and a broken prophylactic

I is yor anti depwessiva

Introducing John Cougar Melloncap

NOW TRY TELLIN ME U WURKS DAT POLE BEDDAH DEN I DOO, SISTAH!

Jack draw me like one of your french girls