horses
Via Associated Press
This emu, desperate to deal justice, has joined his local police in Australia. His life is not as glamorous as he imagined, he doesn't get to chase down bad guys and peck the sense into them as he once dreamed. This rookie cop is stuck helping to train the horses, a job he turned out to be perfect for.
Horse girls have the reputation of being weird, anti-social and most of all, creepily obsessed with horses. We all knew that one girl in the fourth grade who wouldn't stop talking about horses (looking at you Eileen). Whether or not this stereotype is true on a widespread scale or not beats us, but regardless, please enjoy these memes in honor of such a majestic creature.
