horse

Daisy must have been minding her own business on the pasture when she fell into a hole in the ground just large enough to fit the lower half of her body. Her owners called a towing company and a veterinarian in to save her. It was a close call but she's doing fine. As scary as the incident must have been for her, she looked remarkably calm when they found her.

via Brad's Towing

Wait a minute. This isn't my RPG.

O geez, I hopes Mom didn't frow away da instructions for dese fings. Dey aint' quahoperatin.

"I will make you my minion as soon as I figure out this thingy." "Yeaaaaah you just keep telling yourself that, little buddy."

No treats? I suppose your hands will do...

He auditioned for E.T., but ended up in the finals for Alien.

I have the necessary koalafications. Your koalafications are irrelephant. Don't listen to him. He's lion. This arguing is becoming unbearable. Indeed. It's making my voice horse. Please, horse. When do you ever say something smart? Don't worry, Owl wait. Ouch!! Hawkward!! I'm out of here! You are all Giraffing me crazy!! Alpaca your things. Let minnow when you get there.