horse

It's only goal is to keep it's giant head upright.

Wait a minute. This isn't my RPG.

Go forth, noble steed!

There's an idiot on my back trying to knock the other idiot off my friend's back. Can things possibly get anymore stupid.

So long, and thanks for all the hay!

ONWARDS THUNDER! For now is teh time when all ob teh world shall tremble at my... WooOOOoooh stringeh.