holding

I'M ARMED WITH A RAT YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

Day 34: The humans still think I'm their dog, and I've gained access to the house... My father's death will soon be avenged.

Anyone order a giraffe?

Terry, have you found a way down? Nope.

EVERYONE... STAY BACK! I JUST LET ONE RIP

Holding yoga poses. It's hard.

You WILL kiss.

And here you see our pet hoomin. The youngling is only eight to ten years old and still in the cute phase.

Yes, I'm adorable. Now put me down.

There will be no "bonding" without nom-noms. Where are the noms?