Day 34: The humans still think I'm their dog, and I've gained access to the house... My father's death will soon be avenged.
EVERYONE... STAY BACK! I JUST LET ONE RIP
There will be no "bonding" without nom-noms. Where are the noms?
Yes, I'm adorable. Now put me down.
I'M ARMED WITH A RAT YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
Terry, have you found a way down? Nope.