historic lols

P*SSY Sometimes you can't handle it.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S IN TROUBLE

HOW ABOUT I MAKE IT A LEAD SANDWICH?

Teddy. Effing. Roosevelt. The Original Old Spice Man

Well, this beach has surely gone the way of sin and perdition...

DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS

Show us your terpsichorean skills, fool. I presume your ability is substandard to mine.

Don't kill me! I'm just a poor toga salesman!

In old country if you can kick it, it football

Why, I always go surfing after I've been lei'd

THE OLD WEST Where men were men And women were men which led to a lot of angry surprises in the brothels

Breaking News - Caffeine may cause ghosts to come back to life

Knowing her Fiance' Loves a Challenge, Beth Prepares the Ultimate Honeymoon Test. Breast Securely Locked Main Target Tightly Sewned Shut Knees Super-Glued Together Sadly, Her Fiance' was No Good at Tests and They Died Childless.

Whoa, Whoa, 4th floor, two windows from the left. Just outta the shower.

Oh, sure, this is fun enough, but wait 'til the roofies and viagra kick in.

WITH JABBA DEAD the Jawas took over the prostitution trade on Tatooine