By xyzpdq1
Little in the middle and got much back
historic lols
L.S.D Where will you be when yous kicks in?
Thou shalt not whip thine hair back and forth!!!
Polly suddenly decided crackers weren't gonna cut it anymore
When's that holding cell gonna be ready? Seems like we been waiting here forever!
Waiter's trays Have come on a LONG way!
THESE ALIENS Have huge balls
By Unknown
No, you gotta leave! The sign clearly read NO FAT CHICKS.
NOTHING SAYS "MERRY CHRISTMAS" like putting Baby Jesus into orbit.
Who is this Mr James and why is he singing about a "Super Freak"?
By Unknown
Michael didn't realize when he started to specialize in gynecology that the training would be so rigorous and hands-on starting with the first day.
I get the short straw Every time!
Ya know, Mom only had you because I needed a kidney? Happy Birthday!
By Unknown
TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang
I'm getting a headache
"When I said Tom had a rod, you girls didn't have a clue what I meant, did you?"
