historic lols

i was sure i tied those down

"Attention, Passengers... Effective Immediately, ALL Bus & Train Fares will be Increased by an Additional 200%" OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO!!

Anything outside the box.. ..simply does not exist.

LAST NIGHT, THIS B*TCH CAME RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR. SHE'S HOT, BUT TOO CLINGY, BRO. NEVERMORE...

Bro? Dude? Bro? Dude? Bro! Dude!

This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says

ALFRED HITCHCOCK ON A BICYCLE Your argument has been mercilessly copied & parodied.

In Mother Russia Cow Milks You

THOUGH SOCIALLY EXPECTED TO INVITE THE HATFIELDS TO THE WEDDING RECEPTION, THE MCCOYS WEREN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES

Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.

Oh, most assuredly, it IS going to hurt!

BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.

How to Fall Asleep Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

We going into town for smokes and vodka!

I'm getting a headache

CAREER MOVE her hairdresser used to be a Heating & Cooling Technician

SHE ADMIRED HIS GIANT ORGAN