i was sure i tied those down
Anything outside the box.. ..simply does not exist.
LAST NIGHT, THIS B*TCH CAME RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR. SHE'S HOT, BUT TOO CLINGY, BRO. NEVERMORE...
This fart-powered rocket will prove once and for all that I'm not just full of hot air like the wife says
THOUGH SOCIALLY EXPECTED TO INVITE THE HATFIELDS TO THE WEDDING RECEPTION, THE MCCOYS WEREN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES
Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.
BABY JESUS showed up in a rocket. Scientology at work.
We going into town for smokes and vodka!