historic lols

-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.

Get in my van I'll explain later

SO IF MY MATH IS CORRECT YOU'LL BE THIS DEEP IN S**T

Mommy Don't Do DISHES!!

Finally, I can see Uranus

Oh, the bottom part? That's my late husband.

Lady Gaga's Great-Grandmother

SIDE EFFECTS Yours may vary

Nothing was going to get in the way of Gladys' special day.

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

i'm feeling a bit moonstruck tonight

Hey, Kid... Gotta Light?

ADDICTIONS THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, JAKE'S ADDICTIONS, IN ORDER, WERE: CIGARETTES, BEER, LIQUOR, POT, COCAINE, METHAMPHETAMINES, HEROIN AND FINALLY, FATALLY, RAW UNBONED CHICKEN.

I think that little b**ch is high.

What is this I don't even..?

HOPES AND DREAMS There they go!