historic lols

SHE ADMIRED HIS GIANT ORGAN

We shaped the cone to match your boobs

I love my man. He just turns me on!

Look they've rolled out the lumpy white carpet

NO MOM! I'm not an actress. That's a Thesbian!

HOW TO GROW A PENGUIN

Your body looks... Perfect...

He keeps messing with his Hot Rod He won't let me mess with his rod

MEATLOAF Again?

Working as a tight-knit covert team, you will locate enemy targets and ... In July? The ill-fated undercover operation, "Santa's Little Helpers," was wiped clean from military history.

WHADDYA THINK?A BIT OVER THE TOP?

this stopped when compound interest was invented

ROCK THE BOAT! DON'T TIP THE BOAT OVER! ROCK THE BOAT BAABY!!

One intergalactic ringy-dingy...TWO intergalactic ringy-dingys...

What Post-Partum Depression Looks LIke on Barbituates

Liquor? I hardly know her!