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I must go now. My people need me.

And she wonders again, as she often does, "Why is Organic Chemistry a required course?"

My guess? That jug ain't full of water, they ain't flowersellers, and this ain't Kansas!

WHADDYA THINK?A BIT OVER THE TOP?

AND JUST THEN... My alarm clock went off.

Hey eveybody, Look! Somebody set the cast of Jersey Shore on fire!

Cassandra Wondered Why Nobody Asked Her To Dance?

Do A Barrel Roll!

keep pouring like this my doctor says i can have one glass a day

ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME

I JOINED THE ARMYTO PROTECT OUR MOST VALUABLE NATURAL RESOURCE... HOOKERS!

So where exactly IS Spongebob?

FINISH HIM!

SADLY.. THE BABY TOSS WAS REMOVED FROM THE OLYMPICS ONCE THE BABIES LEARNED TO FLY

Now about that bed time ....

ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGY