historic lols

SKYPE you've come a long way baby

Look at THIS--- And then thank God every night for the Beatles!

I traversed the arid waste on an anonymous steed. The lack of precipitation was refreshing.

I thought I told you to feed Uncle Pei!?

You're giving me Bollywood.

Tonight, you become a woman. When it happens, just lie back, close your eyes and think about shoe shopping.

Next stop Hogwarts

So that's how you get Assbabies.

They shared everything but good taste

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

Hey, Kid... Gotta Light?

I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!

So, tell us how you met Grandma...

(Bettie Page)

Sorry about the door

PROPOSING IN MIDAIR If she says "No." Push her out.