historic lols

Whatever the hell this is, I can guarantee you...YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Spaceballs? That's not the Netflix I ordered!

The Pills They're kicking in right about now!

THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.

IN SPACE Everyone can see your bad taste

ADDICTIONS THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, JAKE'S ADDICTIONS, IN ORDER, WERE: CIGARETTES, BEER, LIQUOR, POT, COCAINE, METHAMPHETAMINES, HEROIN AND FINALLY, FATALLY, RAW UNBONED CHICKEN.

Can I follow you on Twitter?

Don't worry we're from "The Internet"

Now get a little closer to the well, Timmy. Lassie won't mind.

Surprise! Those advanced yoga classes really paid off.

To high sodium and beyond!

John's Terrible Secret Was that he Moonlighted as an Interior Decorator

-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them? --I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.

THOUGH SOCIALLY EXPECTED TO INVITE THE HATFIELDS TO THE WEDDING RECEPTION, THE MCCOYS WEREN'T TAKING ANY CHANCES

God, i hate reading ROBOT MANUALS. What's the small print say here? "Never...turn...your back on the" .. what's the next word? Is that "rabbits?"

Come at me NOW, John Wilkes Booth.