Patty could hangle a stick, oh could she.
historic lols
Sorry! I can't hear you! These dresses are too loud!
No, seriously... Just jump. I've totally got your back. It'll be SOOO cool, I promise! Don't worry about those bodies down there... I've got the timing down this time.
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That, folks, is the long and short of it.
Safe word? I don't need no stinkin' safe word...
Via Blog Soup
LAST NIGHT, THIS B*TCH CAME RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR. SHE'S HOT, BUT TOO CLINGY, BRO. NEVERMORE...
...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?
They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...
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Careful If you walk like an Egyptian you might freeze like that.
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It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
