hats

-I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat? -- Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.

When Jasper started collecting silly hats, they knew he had a drinking problem

This is why I dry hump the legs of everyone who comes over 2 visit U

It's from Paris

I has hat.

They call me Ferdinand Five-Feathers Ask me nicely and I'll show you where the Fifth one goes...