Harry Potter

Dobby can only be freed if his masters present him with BBQ, sir.

Hermione Gator Insufferable Know It All

Hogwarts...Smogwarts I'm flying south to my condo in Cabo San Lucas

Why Cant they accept me... at Hogwarts

WARNING: Contains spoilers to the movies!

(J.K. Rowling)

I don't mind delivering letters but those brooms should be able to deliver themselves

Going to Hogwarts Like a boss

JUNK OWL MAIL OH MAN, NOT ANOTHER BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPON.

(Daniel Radcliffe)