Harry Potter

Dobby can only be freed if his masters present him with BBQ, sir.

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU B*TCH!

Hogwarts...Smogwarts I'm flying south to my condo in Cabo San Lucas

JUNK OWL MAIL OH MAN, NOT ANOTHER BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPON.

(Daniel Radcliffe)

Hogwarts, China Today's Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson has been censored for your enjoyment.

I don't mind delivering letters but those brooms should be able to deliver themselves

After her stint with Harry Potter, I like to think Hedwig went on to work for James Bond.

Why Cant they accept me... at Hogwarts

WARNING: Contains spoilers to the movies!

(J.K. Rowling)

Going to Hogwarts Like a boss