hands

EXCELLENT

And from that day forward, Zookeeper Bob was known as "Lefty"

OKAY OKAY YOU CAN HAVE IT

There will be no "bonding" without nom-noms. Where are the noms?

Your belfry called. It wants its bats back.

get ur filthy hands away from me

Would you let an animal that throws its poop put its hands in YOUR mouth?

...and THAT is how you change a lightbulb.

I'm not touching any piece he moves with his left hand...

You're doing that Spock thing wrong.

The logical thing to do would be to click right here for MOAR SPORTZ!

I hope we're not going bowling again.