These boots are made for bacon
Hall of Fame
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They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I is a snow.
And from then on Whiskers decided to give precisely two less f--ks per day
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She's asleep. Get the toaster.
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
SMITHERS! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"
Via Blog Soup
LAST NIGHT, THIS B*TCH CAME RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR. SHE'S HOT, BUT TOO CLINGY, BRO. NEVERMORE...
Uh oh. The llamas are gathering! The first sign of the Alpacalypse!
Via www.reddit.com
We just made the announcement that we will no longer be 19 kids and counting... we will be 20 kids and counting.
(Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar)
IT'S A DUCK IN A TOILET You're welcome
And your crybaby whinny opinion would be...?
I shall call you... MR.TWEETUMS!
