one time rabits ate my hair cuz they thot i wz a salad
"No! No! I'm green! That means I'm a vegetable!"
"Vegibles doan usually talk. I'ma eat him.
Who says it's not easy bein green?
After all the fertilizing and weeding, my head is finally BLOOMING
Look at dis grass! It's all like, green and stuff.
I'm not feeling too good.
I think I might croak.
ai founds ur lucky st pattick ♣♣but ai EETED it
I tink I iz broken.
I iz not turning green!