Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south. Everybody hop in!
Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...
Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."
Recalculating.... Turn left into destination
DRAIV WUN HUNDRID FIT DEN TURN LEFT AN FEED YUR NAVIGEITUR !!!