gps

Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south. Everybody hop in!

Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."

"I swear to God! My GPS say's McDonalds Should be right here!"

DRAIV WUN HUNDRID FIT DEN TURN LEFT AN FEED YUR NAVIGEITUR !!!

So THAT'S where that GPS voice comes from...

Recalculating.... Turn left into destination

Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...