gps

Wot tha-? This ain't Albuquerque! Damn GPS..."

Recalculating.... Turn left into destination

Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...

So THAT'S where that GPS voice comes from...

DRAIV WUN HUNDRID FIT DEN TURN LEFT AN FEED YUR NAVIGEITUR !!!

"I swear to God! My GPS say's McDonalds Should be right here!"

Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south. Everybody hop in!