gorilla

If i find out who's poop that was...

I could do dat "loves me/loves me nawt" ting a hunnert times, or I could just nom dis sucker.

That really rustled my jimmies

You want to date my daughter? Let's have a chat, son.

Well that doesn't make any sense... This isn't very dandy looking, nor is it a lion.

As you can see I've been working out

Yeah, dude, I know how you feel. You go ape for a girl and they monkey around on you.