gorilla

Dude, there are many fish in the sea. The problem is you suck at fishing, and we are far from the sea.

Tomfoolery there will be none!

World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.

Wildlife photographer Christophe Courteau took the above photo seconds before he was clobbered by 6ft 6in Akarevuro.

When Akarevuro mistook Mr Courteau for a rival and knocked him down he said the gorilla "pushed me out of the way as if I was not there. I felt all of his power and weight on my body. It was like being hit by a train."



Come at me bro.



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You want to date my daughter? Let's have a chat, son.

As you can see I've been working out

Come on 7, baby needs a new pair of shoes