gorilla

World's worst Rock-Paper-Scissors ape. Always telegraphs his throw.

You want to date my daughter? Let's have a chat, son.

LIKE OHEMGEE IM SO EFFING FABALAS!!!!!

rock on

Your bowels.

Dude, there are many fish in the sea. The problem is you suck at fishing, and we are far from the sea.

Bill had been having the best day of his life... Right up until he found out mom only got diet coke. Needless to say, his entire day was ruined.