gopher

I recommend.. you gopher the subterranean time-share. It's dirt cheap at the moment.

Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.

Thank you for calling AT&T All our operators are currently playing Pinochle. You have been placed in a queue...

'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!

DAMN HUMANS! Always tearing up my yard! The traps don't even appear to be working very well.

Hey Harold! Barrrruuuuuugggguurp! Top that one, creampuff!!!

I have no idea what I'm doing!

"Mmmmmm....Beer"

Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!

Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"

The Gnawshank Redemption FEAR CAN HOLD YOU PRISONER NOMS CAN SET YOU FREE

f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field... Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!

Where in hell did he go? Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!

Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!