gopher

I have no idea what I'm doing!

Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.

Hey Harold! Barrrruuuuuugggguurp! Top that one, creampuff!!!

I recommend.. you gopher the subterranean time-share. It's dirt cheap at the moment.

Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!

'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!

The Gnawshank Redemption FEAR CAN HOLD YOU PRISONER NOMS CAN SET YOU FREE

Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!

Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"

f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field... Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!

"Mmmmmm....Beer"

Where in hell did he go? Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!

Thank you for calling AT&T All our operators are currently playing Pinochle. You have been placed in a queue...

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!