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Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.

DAMN HUMANS! Always tearing up my yard! The traps don't even appear to be working very well.

Hey Harold! Barrrruuuuuugggguurp! Top that one, creampuff!!!

Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!

f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field... Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!

Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!

Thank you for calling AT&T All our operators are currently playing Pinochle. You have been placed in a queue...

Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!

I have no idea what I'm doing!

Where in hell did he go? Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!

"Mmmmmm....Beer"

'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!

Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"