gopher

Hey Harold! Barrrruuuuuugggguurp! Top that one, creampuff!!!

I recommend.. you gopher the subterranean time-share. It's dirt cheap at the moment.

DAMN HUMANS! Always tearing up my yard! The traps don't even appear to be working very well.

Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"

"Mmmmmm....Beer"

I have no idea what I'm doing!

Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!