gopher

DAMN HUMANS! Always tearing up my yard! The traps don't even appear to be working very well.

f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field... Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!

'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!

The Gnawshank Redemption FEAR CAN HOLD YOU PRISONER NOMS CAN SET YOU FREE

I recommend.. you gopher the subterranean time-share. It's dirt cheap at the moment.

Hey Harold! Barrrruuuuuugggguurp! Top that one, creampuff!!!

Thank you for calling AT&T All our operators are currently playing Pinochle. You have been placed in a queue...

"Mmmmmm....Beer"

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"

Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!

Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!

Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!

Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.