gopher

Okay sir, again, have you tried turning the device "on?"

Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.

Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!

I recommend.. you gopher the subterranean time-share. It's dirt cheap at the moment.

Hey, you kids! Get outta my yard!

The Gnawshank Redemption FEAR CAN HOLD YOU PRISONER NOMS CAN SET YOU FREE

'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!

Where in hell did he go? Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!

Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!

Fank U, but I'ze doan needz anymor gurl skowt kookeez, I'ze alreddy gibbd to mah faborit chariteez, I alweddy herd abowt teh wurd ob Dog, an I no voetz fur ur kandydaet. Wat part ob 'No Solizutting' u no unnerstanz? Nao, pweez GO AWAY!

I have no idea what I'm doing!

Thank you for calling AT&T All our operators are currently playing Pinochle. You have been placed in a queue...

DAMN HUMANS! Always tearing up my yard! The traps don't even appear to be working very well.

Hey Harold! Barrrruuuuuugggguurp! Top that one, creampuff!!!

"Mmmmmm....Beer"