goldfish

PART-TIME JOB Some teenagers are retail clerks at the mall, some are goldfishing-boat captains. To each his own.

(Rupert Grint)

Mr. Bubbles vision was never the same after seeing Aunt Bertha in in bikini

Lets see if revenge really IS sweet.

-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them? --I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.

Can't go to school. Mom sez I got mumps.

No, sorry. I can't hook you up. Besides, I only use it to treat my glaucoma.

I think ima bea sick!

Oh dear god.