goldfish

-Do we have a big enough aquarium at home to keep both of them? --I think so. If not, we can always flush one of them down the toilet.

Mr. Bubbles vision was never the same after seeing Aunt Bertha in in bikini

Can't go to school. Mom sez I got mumps.

Lets see if revenge really IS sweet.

No, sorry. I can't hook you up. Besides, I only use it to treat my glaucoma.

I think ima bea sick!

Oh dear god.

PART-TIME JOB Some teenagers are retail clerks at the mall, some are goldfishing-boat captains. To each his own.

(Rupert Grint)