Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
GOD USES UTAH AS A CASE FOR HIS ORIGINAL NINTENDO GAMES
We're on a mission from God.
I'm down with God
OH MY GOS!
WATER IN THE BOTTLE
WINE IN THE GLASS
Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...
God outsourced some of it
dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?
Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!
Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...