OH MY GOS!
I'm down with God
GOD USES UTAH AS A CASE FOR HIS ORIGINAL NINTENDO GAMES
Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...
God outsourced some of it
dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?
Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!
We're on a mission from God.
WATER IN THE BOTTLE
WINE IN THE GLASS
Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...
dear athetits.... if GOD dont exist s how me a dog learned english?
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...