god

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

I'm down with God

HOLY COW!

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

GOD USES UTAH AS A CASE FOR HIS ORIGINAL NINTENDO GAMES

OH MY GOS!

(Ryan Gosling)

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

Srsly. We're on a mission from God.

dear athetits.... if GOD dont exist s how me a dog learned english?

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT