god

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

GOD USES UTAH AS A CASE FOR HIS ORIGINAL NINTENDO GAMES

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

OH MY GOS!

(Ryan Gosling)

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...

dear athetits.... if GOD dont exist s how me a dog learned english?

HOLY COW!

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

I'm down with God