god

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

GOD USES UTAH AS A CASE FOR HIS ORIGINAL NINTENDO GAMES

OH MY GOS!

(Ryan Gosling)

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

I'm down with God

dear athetits.... if GOD dont exist s how me a dog learned english?

HOLY COW!

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

Srsly. We're on a mission from God.

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...