god

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

GOD USES UTAH AS A CASE FOR HIS ORIGINAL NINTENDO GAMES

Srsly. We're on a mission from God.

I'm down with God

OH MY GOS!

(Ryan Gosling)

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

HOLY COW!

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...