god

Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...

Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.

Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.

CREATION God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

OH MY GOS!

(Ryan Gosling)

GOD USES UTAH AS A CASE FOR HIS ORIGINAL NINTENDO GAMES

And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!

Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco

Dear God, I hear you have a son that has a cool fish trick...

dear athetits.... if GOD dont exist s how me a dog learned english?

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT

I'm down with God

HOLY COW!

Srsly. We're on a mission from God.

Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...