OH MY GOS!
Damn... Jesus and God just flew off with our picnic hamper...
dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?
Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!
I'm down with God
God outsourced some of it
And thou shall honor Topless Tuesday. Trust me, it's in there!
GOD USES UTAH AS A CASE FOR HIS ORIGINAL NINTENDO GAMES
Come on, Dad, if I'm old enough to rise from the dead, I'm old enough to borrow the car.
Quiet, I'm trying to watch the news.
We're on a mission from God.
WATER IN THE BOTTLE
WINE IN THE GLASS
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY ENEMIES FOR I SHALL NOT
dear athetits.... if GOD dont exist s how me a dog learned english?
Some days I look to the sky, and I thank Ceiling Cat for life, the World, and everything in it. Some days I look to the sky, and I see a cloud that looks like a taco
Come to my office right now and I'll make sure God forgives your sins...