glasses

Top 1% of my class. Bottom 99% for income.

...err... Has anyone seen my glasses?

I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool

THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES

THEY LAUGHED AT OUR GLASSES WE LAUGHED AT THEIR SCREAMS

SQUIRRELEX

Wow This is so helpfull

I had diatbetus before it was cool

HAVE YOU SEEN MY GLASSES?

THAT. Stop touching it, or you'll go blind and won't be able to look at her anymore.

You see, in 1955, wearing stuff like this was the only legal form of Birth Control.

Ugh, I read it as: #OctopiWallStreet