girls

LITTLE GIRLS They just keep getting more violent.

I HOPE THE GIRLS NOTICE MY NEW SCARF

Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!

Yeah, dude, I know how you feel. You go ape for a girl and they monkey around on you.

Ok, so she's touching me with her butt What do I do now?

I SENT THAT BCH A SHARPIE BCHES LOVE SHARPIES

She Said She'd Call...