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HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

His parents named him Sally because he insisted on having hooters.

SOON

MY NAILZ LOOKZ AMAZIN U KNO U WANTZ THEM

OHHH GURL IS THAT a NEW SHIRT?

I got in a sale, gurl!

Now about that bed time ....

Mmm girl... Those shoes do NOT go with that dress.

Congratulations to Queenmabh for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Queenmabh!!!

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

Congratulations to farenorenda for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, farenorenda!!!

Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, Anonymous!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!

"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo

Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Anonymous!!!