girl

OHHH GURL IS THAT a NEW SHIRT?

I got in a sale, gurl!

HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?

Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Anonymous!!!

Congratulations to Anonymous for becoming this week's capshun contest winner! You may collect your prize of elebenty bazillion internets at any time! Congrats again, Anonymous!

Tune back in tomorrow — same time, same place — for a brand new caption contest!

Congratulations to Queenmabh for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Queenmabh!!!

SOON

Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo

Congratulations to farenorenda for becoming the third runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post two more runners-up throughout the week, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, farenorenda!!!

His parents named him Sally because he insisted on having hooters.

"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.

MY NAILZ LOOKZ AMAZIN U KNO U WANTZ THEM

Oh, yeah? Well, you're no prize either.

Now about that bed time ....