gecko

How duz I gets in here?

I will be your tour guide today, please keep all arms, legs and tails inside the vehicle. 

Would you buy car insurance from this lizard?

DON'T ASK ME! THIS IS YOUR DREAM! NICE UNDERWEAR BY THE WAY!

I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by just getting some tacos instead. TACOS.

Did you say "bugs!?"

I love me some storytime! This is my storytime chair

WE NEED TO TALK... THE CONDITIONS IN HERE ARE HORRIBLE!