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If you kiss me, I might turn into a handsome prince or maybe you'll see things you've never seen before. Either way, there's no reason not to kiss me.

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Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

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All right, so neither one of us turned into a prince. Are you sure you're remembering the story correctly?