frog

Just waiting for the bus 'cause my car got toad.

WTF DID U JUST SAY?

I'm not feeling too good. I think I might croak.

The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!

Holding yoga poses. It's hard.

Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.

"Dude. You look like $#!&, LOL" "Shut up, cat!"

BRO! How can you leave me hangin' like this?!

Hey baby! welcome to my pas. Care for a drink? You like tequila? I can whip up some Spanish Fly cocktails and snag a few mosquitoes for hors d'oeuvres.

I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!