frog

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I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!

Darn it! If there's even one dog poo in the yard, I always seem to step in it.

WTF DID U JUST SAY?

NO, MR. BOND, I expect you to die.

I understand your troubles. You've come to the right place my friend.

Since his job at Warner Brothers ended, A sad, naked, Michigan J. Frog performs for pennies for astonished onlookers.

I like Tootsie Roll Pops! Mostly the grape ones. But I don't know what all the fuss is about. I don't think they affect me at all!

If you kiss me, I might turn into a handsome prince or maybe you'll see things you've never seen before. Either way, there's no reason not to kiss me.

Reasons why daddy shouldn't dance.