frog

Facepalm in 3... 2...

Hey Baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

I would like to point out that I couldn't care LESS about your car insurance.

I made it through the week without having to slap anyone! I must be getting better at coping with stupid people.

I want you to know that someone out there really cares. Not me... but someone.

Read in-between the toes!

Gentlemen.

Sumo Frog Ready for the match