frog

The difference between a regular frog and a horney toad? The toad says: Rub it, Rub it!

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Letz see Kermit du dis.

they told me i can be anything.. ..so i became a soccer player

That awkward moment when you wave at someone you thought you knew!

I made it through the week without having to slap anyone! I must be getting better at coping with stupid people.

LIke father like SON

Hey baby! welcome to my pas. Care for a drink? You like tequila? I can whip up some Spanish Fly cocktails and snag a few mosquitoes for hors d'oeuvres.

WTF DID U JUST SAY?

QUICK! SOMEBODY FETCH ME MY FIDDLE! I'M FEELIN' A JIG COMMIN' ON!

Quick! Get on! There is not time to explain!

I like Tootsie Roll Pops! Mostly the grape ones. But I don't know what all the fuss is about. I don't think they affect me at all!