friend

I understand your troubles. You've come to the right place my friend.

Touch boo boo, and someones gunna get hurt

It's not just me... my friend saw the spider too.

Bruthas frum anutha mutha

I wuv dis fing. I calls it "Lunch".

they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?

HAS YUUUU SEEN DA BUCKET?

Wait... You aren't sharing your chicken tenders?

Whatcha doin'?

You'll be all right without her, man.

"This is your lion... this is your lion on catnip... any questions?" "I lubs you tree... you mai frend"

Iz nawt a brony. But mi frend heer is.

Your brony friend will love it here!

That friend that takes forever to reply...

"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend." Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.