friend

they want me 2 eat dat? r they out of their mindz?

I wuv dis fing. I calls it "Lunch".

Bruthas frum anutha mutha

You'll be all right without her, man.

Whatcha doin'?

That friend that takes forever to reply...

"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend." Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.

Iz nawt a brony. But mi frend heer is.

Your brony friend will love it here!

Touch boo boo, and someones gunna get hurt

Wait... You aren't sharing your chicken tenders?

It's not just me... my friend saw the spider too.

HAS YUUUU SEEN DA BUCKET?

I understand your troubles. You've come to the right place my friend.