flowers

I wanted a pink one.

MOM! Not while I'm working!!!

I ABSOLUTELY LOATH MADONNAS

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

WHERE THE FU*K AM I?
NEVERMIND IT'S AWESOME
*le swim

DAT GRASS

My guess? That jug ain't full of water, they ain't flowersellers, and this ain't Kansas!