fire

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GRAB A CACTUS

don't forget to tip the valet

This proves that there IS such a thing as too much seasoning.

Stand back! I have a cat and I'm not afraid to use it!

Macbeth - Elephant Edition

It's a bird !It's a plane! Dude! It's my car!!!

They tipped us in our sleep. We burned them in their beds.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Note to self: If your marshmallow falls of the stick, JUST LEAVE IT! Note to self: Next time, shove harder!

Slingshot ENGAGED

THE BEST HOT WINGS EVA!

Behold! My soulgate!!

...and the little boy has been missing since... Great, now I'll have nightmares.