fire

...and the little boy has been missing since... Great, now I'll have nightmares.

Macbeth - Elephant Edition

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

Note to self: If your marshmallow falls of the stick, JUST LEAVE IT! Note to self: Next time, shove harder!

Slingshot ENGAGED

They ignored my friend requests... I ignored their cries for mercy.

Stand back! I have a cat and I'm not afraid to use it!

THE BEST HOT WINGS EVA!

don't forget to tip the valet

Behold! My soulgate!!

It's a bird !It's a plane! Dude! It's my car!!!

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GRAB A CACTUS

They tipped us in our sleep. We burned them in their beds.

This proves that there IS such a thing as too much seasoning.