If your FEET touch the GROUND... you need a BIGGER ass
OUCH! Hurry! Get it out! It really hurts my little footies! Weenie
AHHHH There's Waldo
Hey Mum! You sure you got these on the right way round?
HO HELL NO! You're never touchin' these feets again, woman! Why? Cuz I saw your little lucky rabbit's foot keychain, THAT'S WHY!
THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT ITCHES BUT IT TICKLES WHEN I SCRATCH IT
Workin' hard, or hardly workin'?