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Dude...seriously? You told her you only weigh 175? What, like when you were ten???

So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident

Linda struggled to hold onto the laces, knowing that if she let go it would wipe out half of Kentucky.

Hey. Gimme a break. Winter's comin' soon.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh Hear it? That's you getting fatter

It was this BIG!!!... ...and I eated it ALL!

She Said She'd Call...

Stop complaining, Jimmy. Mommy has to keep her Rubenesque figure.

Oh, Crap It's just gonna be one of those days, then.

Diet? Give me one good reason.

ME FATSTA