fat

Memo to self: Don't snooze in places Aunt Bertha might sit.

Hey lard butt, exactly how many Tootsie Roll Pops have you had?

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

Oh, Crap It's just gonna be one of those days, then.

I beet anarexea

Hey, fiscal restraint and dietary restraint aren't the same thing.

Dude...seriously? You told her you only weigh 175? What, like when you were ten???

Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!

(Dmitry Medvedev)

I'm not fat, just a little ascii

Yes, I confess - I haz eaten all da candy bars

So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident

Does this dress make my ass look fat?