fat

I beet anarexea

Memo to self: Don't snooze in places Aunt Bertha might sit.

I can't believe I ate the whole forest!

MY MUTANT POWER IS EATING NACHOS

Just one more... Then I start my diet!

HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I WAS BATMAN

(Val Kilmer)

Your argument is invalid because rum ham.

(Rob McElhenney)

ME FATSTA

Dude...seriously? You told her you only weigh 175? What, like when you were ten???

It's a TRAP!!!

Don't fall for it!

Breaking News - As you can see I live and eat in New Jersey.

(Chris Christie)

It was this BIG!!!... ...and I eated it ALL!