fat

You should buy a slide, they said. It'll be tons of fun, they said.

I beet anarexea

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

the doctor diagnosed me with obeasity

I can't believe I ate the whole forest!

MY MUTANT POWER IS EATING NACHOS

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

Hey. Gimme a break. Winter's comin' soon.

SAY CHEESE!

I'm not fat! I'm Tusky!

Your argument is invalid because rum ham.

(Rob McElhenney)

BO DEREK you are not.

(Val Kilmer)

I gots the 'beetis.