fat

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

the doctor diagnosed me with obeasity

MEANWHILE IN AMERICA

This is when he realized He needed to go on a diet

HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I WAS BATMAN

(Val Kilmer)

Bob, we think it's time you went on a diet.

Oh, Crap It's just gonna be one of those days, then.

Yes, I confess - I haz eaten all da candy bars

Shhhhhhhhhhhh Hear it? That's you getting fatter

MY MUTANT POWER IS EATING NACHOS