fat

Yes, I confess - I haz eaten all da candy bars

Holy crap... what do you feed that thing?? Cheese doodles and beer, Sir... Beefcake... BeefCAAAKE!!!

(Dmitry Medvedev)

Bobby, Go get mama some more deep fried suger

Oh, Crap It's just gonna be one of those days, then.

ME FATSTA

HEY ITS A ME, MARIO!

Does this dress make my ass look fat?

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

I'm not fat! I'm Tusky!