fashion

My hair is a ballsack.

Ah yes, I see your point but I'm wearing a scarf

LAST YEAR IT WAS THE SNUGGIE THIS YEAR IT'S THE "HUMAN BURRITO"

Mmm girl... Those shoes do NOT go with that dress.

PLEASE HELP ME FEED THIS POOR GOAT GIRL

(Vinny Guadagnino, Snooki)

IN SPACE Everyone can see your bad taste

Honey, could you drop by the hardware store before you come home? I'm wearing purple tomorrow and, of course, the living room must match.

Does this dress make my ass look fat?

I HOPE THE GIRLS NOTICE MY NEW SCARF

Hatters gonna hat

It's from Paris

Hey wazzup people I got sum real fab Outfits for u today!

Sorry, my Mama can't come to the fence right now