farm

idDear Diary, First day on the farm. Leading a horse to water -- FAIL.

Really Girls! It's not that complicated. When we get to the cow part, all you gotta say is "MooMoo: Dat's it! Alright, we start Old MacDonald's Farm all over again. You can do it! Ready?

Yes! My name IS Timmy!

..But not the one it needs right now.

Well how do ya like that? ...the Keebler elves ...How you guys doin'?

Stop trying to fly, llama. You are a Llama. Llamas can't fly.

Adam Llamabert