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SMITHERS! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!

I'm down with God

Excellent! That diversion road block will direct the garbage truck right to our gully.

World domination? Please, do go on...

YOUR BOSS would like to discuss your performance review

CAN I EAT YOUR BRAINS WHEN YOU DIE?

And now Mr. Bond, you will die!

I will destroy all that is good in your life

Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!

(Bono)

"Let's just poop on this car... and finish it!"

Day 34: The humans still think I'm their dog, and I've gained access to the house... My father's death will soon be avenged.