embarrassed

Mom... I think I'm old enough to come by own hair now.

DUDE. That wave took my Speedo!

OH LOLRUS I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!

FARTING IS NORMAL Having your tampon fly across the room...not so much

Zelda did this to me

WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

No really, I'd have a doctor look at that.

"I don't think so, Michael. I like you, but only as a friend." Last time I ever spill my guts to a woman.

This is why you are no longer invited to speak at "show-and-tell" anymore human

So I gained a few pounds. Laugh it up!