dumb

ABILITY TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND SEE ANYTHING BETTER LOOK AT MY OWN HOUSE

Narnia? No Pete, it's still me.. Damn it!!!

FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golf: You're doing it RIGHT!

1 + 1 = 6576767676767676 7 676 7

Oops...Brain Fart

DOG SAID HE COULD LOOK UP MY NOSE AND SEE MY TINY LITTLE PEA-BRAIN YOU LOOK UP THERE AND TELL ME MY BRAIN IS NOT TINY

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

This would be a lot cooler if I were moving.

wats that doin there

All of your questions will be answered.

I intend on catching that frisbee with my entire face!

OH MY GARD!!... HE FARGOT HIS STRAW!!!

(Justin Bieber)

It's fun to play at the... Y..M..C..A Sorry... can't spell good

Dumb-asses thought I couldn't read!

This fall on NBC.

God, i hate reading ROBOT MANUALS. What's the small print say here? "Never...turn...your back on the" .. what's the next word? Is that "rabbits?"

East Coast Earthquake ...the aftermath