dumb

Well hello!

WHY YOU SO STUPID?!

wats that doin there

All of your questions will be answered.

HELLO I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money

(The Situation)

What, bro?

Short

YEH I GOT THEM 12-INCH RIMS PLAYA

DO I LOOK LIKE A DUCK?!

God, i hate reading ROBOT MANUALS. What's the small print say here? "Never...turn...your back on the" .. what's the next word? Is that "rabbits?"

haz sumwun oberdosed on dere stoopid pillz today?

shrugs IDUNNO

Narnia? No Pete, it's still me.. Damn it!!!

FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golf: You're doing it RIGHT!

ABILITY TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND SEE ANYTHING BETTER LOOK AT MY OWN HOUSE

I intend on catching that frisbee with my entire face!

I said, 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'!

I may not know the alphabet... but my pants do!

(Lil' Wayne)