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God, i hate reading ROBOT MANUALS. What's the small print say here? "Never...turn...your back on the" .. what's the next word? Is that "rabbits?"

Well hello!

This would be a lot cooler if I were moving.

Oops...Brain Fart

wats that doin there

All of your questions will be answered.

YEH I GOT THEM 12-INCH RIMS PLAYA

Narnia? No Pete, it's still me.. Damn it!!!

ABILITY TO TRAVEL THE WORLD AND SEE ANYTHING BETTER LOOK AT MY OWN HOUSE

FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Golf: You're doing it RIGHT!

Hey Mom! Ai foundeded yoo a noo kitteh. Can we keepz him? Pleeese?

1 + 1 = 6576767676767676 7 676 7

haz sumwun oberdosed on dere stoopid pillz today?

I POP TART! IPOOP 1COLR RAINBW 4U

LOOK MA, KITTENS!!!

False alarm my thumb Is really there

(Mitt Romney)