dumb

I said, 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?'!

I intend on catching that frisbee with my entire face!

LOOK MA, KITTENS!!!

False alarm my thumb Is really there

(Mitt Romney)

"I'm bein all bistro and stuff."

(Angelina Jolie)

OH MY GARD!!... HE FARGOT HIS STRAW!!!

(Justin Bieber)

What is this strange force-field?

(Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen)

YEH I GOT THEM 12-INCH RIMS PLAYA

I POP TART! IPOOP 1COLR RAINBW 4U

Short

dear athetits if GOD doesnt exist s how me a ramen learned sing?

(Chad Kroeger)

Oh, look, a friend for you, doggy!

Narnia? No Pete, it's still me.. Damn it!!!

wats that doin there

All of your questions will be answered.

HELLO I cant hear you, my phone seems to be made out of money

(The Situation)

What, bro?

God, i hate reading ROBOT MANUALS. What's the small print say here? "Never...turn...your back on the" .. what's the next word? Is that "rabbits?"