ducklings

I knew this egg looked different

Water quackers

I have made... a TERRIBLE mistake.

And that's the Chinese restaurant over there... we want to avoid that place... ok?

And this is Cat. He can't quack or swim yet, but you know, ugly ducklings and all that.

Even with the realistic, reassuring quacking sounds coming from his mobile phone, it took Louisiana firefighter Cody Knecht about 90 minutes to catch the first four baby mallards in the south-east Louisiana community of Slidell. Chad Duffaut of St Tammany Fire District said Mr Knecht rescued the two others. After giving them about an hour to calm down, all six ducklings were reunited with their mother in the canal behind a home, where people first reported seeing the babies go into the drain.

No, we iz NAWT quakkerz in yer soop.

Just ignore this idiot... keep walking!

"If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you follow them? Well, I guess now we know." "Mum, a lecture NOW? Srsly?"

Wi r teh biggist duks in teh pawnd!