One drunken night and a broken prophylactic
You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.
You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.
I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.
the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser