drunk

I just...I just love you

One drunken night and a broken prophylactic

Did I really kiss a penguin last night?

LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

Liquor? I hardly know her!

'Wat I tell u bout Vodka?' 'That it makes u pretty?'

Mead hangover.... Ohhhhhhhh...

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

THE WILDLIFE EQUIVALENT OF DRIVING THE PORCELAIN BUS