drunk

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything

One drunken night and a broken prophylactic

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.

Oh Great Wall, tell me your secrets!

Nah, I'm cool to drive I only had like 4.

Mead hangover.... Ohhhhhhhh...