drunk

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

qoute the raven "hic" just one more, then nevermore

JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!

I just...I just love you

One drunken night and a broken prophylactic

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything