drunk

dancing disbelief drunk i swear implausible lamb officer out of nowhere sheep - 6230348800
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Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

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I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

Alvin box office chipmunk drinking drunk flop hiccup homeless Movie true hollywood story - 6485348096
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Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

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LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

alcohol booze drinking drunk historic lols long island iced tea vintage woman - 5729023232
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It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.