drunk

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.

Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

Coming Up on Behind The Music: Alvin and the Chipmunks

Because shots take too long.

JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS, OCIFFER. HONEST

HAPPY HOUR Jane's favorite time of the day.

What did I eat last night??

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