drunk

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

What did I eat last night??

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Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.

I just...I just love you

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

Did I really kiss a penguin last night?

Because shots take too long.

LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.