drunk

Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.

Has anyone seen this piece of pizza? I got drunk and lost it.

(Gary Busey)

Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

Nah, I'm cool to drive I only had like 4.

BRUCE YOU ARE DRUNK

LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

Coming Up on Behind The Music: Alvin and the Chipmunks

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!