drunk

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

Officer, I swear I'm not drunk. It's just that a dancing lamb appeared in the middle of road, out of nowhere!

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

LAST NIGHT IS A BLUR. I vaguely remember sucking titties, and then sh**ting myself.

One drunken night and a broken prophylactic

What did I eat last night??

Cheezburger wishes you a Hoppy Easter! Click here for all kinds of Easter goodies!

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

JUST A COUPLE OF BEERS, OCIFFER. HONEST

Good Evening Osficer No not doing anything

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

Did I really kiss a penguin last night?

Nah, I'm cool to drive I only had like 4.

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