drunk

One drunken night and a broken prophylactic

Liquor? I hardly know her!

Because shots take too long.

You know it was a good party when you wake up in a bin, holding a guitar that isn't even yours.

Mead hangover.... Ohhhhhhhh...

You know you've had too much to drink when the flower arrangement starts talking back.

I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

It's gotten so much harder to stand up since I switched to Long Island Iced Tea.

the new anti-drunk dial device get over her, loser

What did I eat last night??

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