drugs

All these accessories make my teeth itchy!

(Lindsay Lohan)

DROP ACID MUCH?

I'M A METH ACTOR.

(Joaquin Phoenix)

Ooh mah catnip dealer iz here

I have a funny feeling I shouldn't have eaten that mushroom...

Man I am so stoned right now!

DUDE! Look at dis grass! It's all like, green and stuff. IT'S AWESOME!

Hey... psst... You wanna buy some drugs?

Maybe he's born with it maybe it's Mescaline

(Steve Buscemi with Michele Bachmann eyes)

Dad was adamant about having his coffee and bong hit before bed!

This is some good ass dank.... It makes me feel like I'm underwater or something

-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea. --Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.

"This is your lion... this is your lion on catnip... any questions?" "I lubs you tree... you mai frend"